So, let me get this straight: I’m supposed to drink “pure gold collagen” and then suddenly wake up looking like a 2008 Instagram filter, minus the fire hydrant nose and dog ears? Are we sure this isn’t just a way to charge me $40 for something that tastes like expensive cough syrup?
Would love to hear success stories—did it really turn back the clock, or did your wallet just get lighter while your fine lines stayed dedicated to their job? Bonus points for dramatic before/after stories (bonus bonus for any tales involving unicorn sightings or sudden urge to run marathons).
Seriously though, anyone try this stuff and feel a difference, or is it the same as making my own “collagen elixir” by blending bone broth and good intentions?