So, apparently there’s a new “miraculous” fat burner that promises you’ll be a beach-ready Adonis in just 10 days—with maybe a side of unicorn tears for good measure. Has anyone taken the plunge into this wonder-pill world and come out with anything other than a transformed wallet? Or is it just the only thing burning fat left: my bank account? Curious if I’ve accidentally mistaken alternative healthcare for alternative fantasy land. Thoughts, success stories, or maybe just your best sarcastic retort?