So apparently elm and rye are teaming up to torch fat—because, why not? I’m curious if anyone’s led the charge on this natural fat-burning duo or if it’s just another plot by the alternative health overlords to make us sip weird herbal brews. Has anyone actually tried this elm and rye fat burner, and if so, did it melt the pounds faster than my skepticism melts away at a magic trick? Or is it just another ruse to get us all buying overpriced tinctures? Share your tales of success, comical mishaps, or if it turned your tastebuds into a botanical battleground!