So, I’m on this wild vitamin scavenger hunt—apparently, there’s a whole pharmacy of pills just for us women. Can someone explain whether these magical molecules will turn me into a superhero or if they’re just expensive placebos? I’ve tried multivitamins that promise everything short of reversing aging, and yet here I am, still ordering takeout. Is there any solid rationale behind a specific vitamin regime, or are we all just drowning in a sea of glittery marketing buzzwords? Any insights, witty sarcasm, or scientific mumbo jumbo that might actually work would be much appreciated.